1. The baby asks for a fourth bowl of cereal after already consuming 2 gogurts.
2. Six gallons of milk fail to last a week.
3. Two Costco sized loaves of bread are gone before your next trip to the store.
4. You feed the kids 3 times per day, before AND after each meal, and they still claim to be hungry.
5. There are no scraps of food remaining under the table, and you don't have a dog.
6. Your stack of 25 pancakes does not outlast the kids.
7. The baby actually eats the food you've prepared.
8. The normal 11 hours of kid-free time suddenly increases by 2 or more hours.
9. The pants you had to roll last week are now capris or the shorts that were board shorts last week are now Daisy Duke's.
10. You hear "mommy, my legs/knees/shins hurt" 473,295 times in one night from one child alone. You may or may not get any sleep between these periods of intense howling.
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